Andy Borowitz: 70% Of Existing Marriages May Already Be Gay "Soon after marrying, most men stop hitting on women and start shopping for furniture," Dr. Logsdon said. "Scientifically speaking, how gay is that?"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/70-of-existing-marriages_b_671575.html?ref=twitter [Sent from my iPhone 3GS]