HARD 2 EXPLAIN

Relaxing after Easter dinner and contemplating the clouds...

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I am the egg man... Goo goo ga choo....

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8yr old: "Daddy, when I grow up I'm gonna create an advanced species of gerbil. I think I'll need plasma"

Chuck-e-Cheese: you'd think it was Studio54 by the line outside the door.

Nothing so relaxing as an afternoon at a Chuck e Cheese party... NOT!!!

8yr old: "It'll be sad when this is over". Me: "what? childhood?". 8yr old: "No! Spring break!"

This one goes out to Steve... Watch the bass player carefully and learn!

Check out this video on YouTube:

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Very large paper airplanes in the Las Vegas airport......

That's the problem w flying Continental to Newark, everyone one has elite access except me!

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That's not the sky... It's the ceiling. Las Vegas Venetian