HARD 2 EXPLAIN

Using an approved sprayer to re-stain the kids swing set SOUNDED like a good idea at the time... #staineverywhere

Just found out I'm "Pure Geek"...

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Building the perfect marshmallow fire...

Andy Borowitz: 70% Of Existing Marriages May Already Be Gay

"Soon after marrying, most men stop hitting on women and start shopping for furniture," Dr. Logsdon said. "Scientifically speaking, how gay is that?"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/70-of-existing-marriages_b_671575.html?ref=twitter

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I love it! This is going in my office... ☛ "COMMON SENSE - So Rare Its a Super Power" | DEMOTIVATIONAL BLOG

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My self portrait using UFace iPhone app...

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Saw Inception today, I have it all figured out...

My kids of the DVR generation... They say "Pause!" instead of "Timeout!"

Picked a great day to book an outdoor gig...

You know you're not awake when you start the coffee maker but forget the pot...